Bowling Jokes

Bowling Jokes

Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called? 

A: Mother-In-Law! 

Q. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? 

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. 

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? 

A: Chances are both will end up in the gutter. 

Q: What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.? 

A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike. 

Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet? 

A: So you can hear a pin drop! 

Q: Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys? 

A: After getting a strike, they spike the ball. 

Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? 

A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. 

Q: What did the bowling pins do? 

A: They went on strike. 

Q: What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? 

A: They both want a Turkey. 

Q: Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling? 

A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes. 

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? 

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt 

Q: What's the greatest problem facing Poland? 

A: The four-ten split.

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Gorilla Jokes

Gorilla Jokes

Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast ? 

A: Under a gorilla! 

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building? 

A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator! 

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers! 

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? 

A: It was dead. 

Q: What do monkeys do when they're mad at each other? 

A: They have a Gorilla war! 

Q: Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? 

A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well! 

Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk? 

A: Sit somewhere else! 

Q: What's a monkey's favourite drink? 

A: A sas-gorilla. 

Q: How do gorillas get down the stairs? 

A: They slide down the banana-ster! 

Q: What do gorillas do when they go mad? 

A: Go bananas! 

Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch? 

A: A hairy potter!! 

Q: What's a gorilla's favourite pop group? 

A: Bananarama! 

Q: What is a ape's favourite toy? 

A: A Bab-boom-orang! 

Q: What sort of key does a gorilla need to open a banana? 

A: A monk-key! 

Q: Where do gorillas like to get their hair cut? 

A: Vidal Baboon! 

Q: How do you stop a gorilla from charging? 

A: Take away his credit card! 

Q: What's a chimpanzee's favourite music band? 

A: The Gorillaz! 

Q: What did the banana say to the gorilla? 

A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!

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Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Smart Jokes

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo mama's so smart, she got a PhD in Astrophysics from Oxford. 

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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! 

yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high 

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape. 

Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night 

Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean. 

Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away 

Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs 

Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court". 

Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes 

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass! 

Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her. 

Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons. 

Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap

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Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Your mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy. Everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “wait you forgot the remote”.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company. 

Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly. 

Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture. 

yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina. 

Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked. 

Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck. 

Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black. 

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it. 

Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup. 

Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle. 

Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle. 

Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. 

Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away. 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch". 

Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach. 

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Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! 

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. 

Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. 

Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time. 

Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral 

Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn't bother to pack you a lunch. 

Yo mama so lazy she stole your identity just so she could spend more time with you. 

Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is "should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing" 

Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO. 

Yo mama so lazy she doesn't like walking all the way to the bathroom and it is only two feet away. 

Yo mama so lazy that she doesn't have the time to argue. 

Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week. 

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