The funniest yo mama jokes ever told

The funniest yo mama jokes ever told 

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.  We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.