Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Smart Jokes

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo mama's so smart, she got a PhD in Astrophysics from Oxford. 

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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! 

yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high 

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape. 

Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night 

Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean. 

Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away 

Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs 

Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court". 

Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes 

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass! 

Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her. 

Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons. 

Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap

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Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Your mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy. Everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “wait you forgot the remote”.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company. 

Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly. 

Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture. 

yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina. 

Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked. 

Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck. 

Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black. 

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it. 

Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup. 

Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle. 

Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle. 

Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. 

Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away. 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch". 

Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach. 

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Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! 

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. 

Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. 

Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time. 

Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral 

Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn't bother to pack you a lunch. 

Yo mama so lazy she stole your identity just so she could spend more time with you. 

Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is "should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing" 

Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO. 

Yo mama so lazy she doesn't like walking all the way to the bathroom and it is only two feet away. 

Yo mama so lazy that she doesn't have the time to argue. 

Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week. 

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Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny

Best yo mama jokes ever

Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she pretends her pager is a cellphone 

yo mamma so ghetto that when you asked her for a glass of milk she said pick a titty 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates. Yo Mama's so ghetto, she's got 40oz. tits. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she came to McDonald with a gallon and filled it up with sweet tea 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. 

Yo momma so ghetto she makes a homeless person look like a millionaire! 

Yo momma so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. 

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short

Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. 

Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet. 

Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch. 

Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant. 

Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man. 

Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards. 

Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs 

Yo mamma so skinny she can't stand sideways when taking a selfie. 

Yo mama's so skinny, when I slapped her I got a paper cut! 

Yo mama's so skinny when she wears skinny jeans they look like bell bottoms 

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. 

Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

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Yo Mama So Crazy Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Crazy Jokes Funny

Best yo mama jokes ever

Yo momma so crazy I saw her on a wanted poster at the post office. 

Yo mama so paranoid she did a background check on all of your friends. 

Yo mama so paranoid she double checks your doctor on WebMD during the appointment. 

Yo momma so ignorant she thinks all black people can play basketball. 

Yo mama so paranoid she checks your girlfriends for breast cancer. 

Yo mamma so crazy she tried to put a Happy Meal on layaway. 

Yo momma so crazy doctors readjust her meds on a daily basis. 

Yo mama so crazy she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam. 

Yo mama is so crazy not even Google could translate her. 

Yo mama so crazy she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes. 

Yo mama so crazy when I asked her why she likes to smell her own farts for. She replied "Because im addicted to crack." 

Yo mama so crazy, whenever she goes running she takes the psycho-path. 

Yo momma so paranoid, she is a serial killer in disguise. 

Yo momma is such a scaredy cat she walks down the hall with a BB gun in her hands. 

Yo mama so crazy she went to the library to find Facebook. 

Yo mama so crazy she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. 

Yo mama so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stops and looks both ways. 

yo momma so crazy she put paper on the TV and called it paper view. 

Yo momma so crazy she walks around in a strait-jacket. 

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Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever

Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever

Yo momma so ugly that most Snapchat filters make her better looking. 

Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money . 

Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house 

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. 

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." 

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower 

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye. 

Yo Mama So Ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!. 

Yo mama so fat and ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there" 

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. 

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras 

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business" 

Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs 

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way! 

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her 

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" 

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. 

Yo mom so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said you should be a judge 

Yo mama so ugly when there was a fire, the fireman carried her out, looked at her, and put her back in. 

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves! 

Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z. Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery. 

Yo momma so fat and ugly she made "One Direction" change their name to "Opposite Direction". 

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery. 

yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it 

Yo momma so ugly she got a cease and decist letter from Sear's photography. 

yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it. 

Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav 

yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up 

yo mama so ugly that santa said ho ho holy shit 

Yo mama so ugly must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. 

Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust 

yo mama is so ugly, I put pictures of her on my car to prevent my radio from getting stolen. 

Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet

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The funniest yo mama jokes ever told

The funniest yo mama jokes ever told 

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.  We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

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Yo Mama's So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so dark

Yo mama's so dark every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on

Yo mama's so dark if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and got marked absent

Yo mama's so dark she bleeds smoke

Yo mama's so dark she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so dark that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime

Yo mama's so dark I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"

Yo mama so dark her blood type is burnt

Yo mama's so dark, she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama's so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so dark, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

yo mama so dark when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.

Yo mama's so dark, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama's so dark and large when she walked past the window we lost four days of sunlight.

Yo mama so dark she blend in with the chalkboard

Yo mama's so dark, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mama's so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

yo momma is so dark, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

yo mama so dark she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek

Yo momma so dark you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

Yo momma so dark, her nickname is darker because nothing is darker than yo momma.

Yo momma so dark when she got out the car the oil light came on

yo momma so dark her nickname was and is midnight

Yo mama's so dark, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.

yo mama is so dark when she jumped into the pool the pool said sorry i don't drink coke

Yo momma is so dark Wesley Snipes, Don Cheadle, and Jessie Lawrence Fergueson fight to call her momma.

Yo mama's so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama's so dark she looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

"Your mama so dark, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off".

Yo Mama so dark she walked into a restaraunt wearing a black shirt, The manager said no shoes, no shirt, no service.

Yo mama so dark, Batman uses her as a backup cape.

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Yo Mama So Smart--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Smart

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo momma so smart and busy, she doesn't use big words because she doesn't have the time to explain it you again. 

Yo mama so smart, no one bothers to argue with her because they know she's always right. 

Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she'll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy. 

Yo mama is so intelligent, that she knows yo mama jokes aren't funny. 

Yo mama's so intelligent that she makes me feel inferior when I don't use words good. 

Yo Mama's so wise, that Yoda texts her for advice. 

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Bad Hotel Slogans If Jokes--Best Funny Jokes

Bad Hotel Slogans If 

We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, 

We'd Have Changed the Sheets Not just for nooners anymore. 

Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal! We don't make the adultery. 

We make the adultery *better* Cheap and Easy 

-- Just Like Your Mother We put the "Ho" in "Hotel" 

We're working on that smell thing, too. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 

As seen on "COPS" 

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Bunny and the Bear Jokes--Funny Jokes Of The Day

Bunny and the Bear 

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. 

The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. 

The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. 

The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" 

The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. 

The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. 

"I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay." 

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Yo Mama So Chatty--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Chatty

Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information" 

Yo mama so chatty she's the reason, Raj from the Big Bang Theory doesn't talk to women. 

Yo momma so chatty that even Whitney Cummings became annoyed. 

Yo mamma so chatty her parents must have been siblings. 

Yo mama so chatty, the only place she's ever invited is outside. 

Yo momma so chatty she went through 7 sets of foster parents, because she kept talking them to death. 

Yo mama so chatty, I'll never forget the time we first met, although I'll keep trying. 

Yo mama so chatty, her voice box died when she was 5! Yo mama so chatty that I don't just think she's annoying... I think she might also be... insane. 

yo mama so chatty that her parents legally emancipated her the first chance they got. 

Yo mama so chatty, that if ignorance is bliss, then she must be the happiest person alive. 

Yo mamma so chatty that if she killed every person that haters her, it wouldn't be murder it would be genocide. 

Yo mama so chatty, I gave her a quarter and told her to call all her friends and she brought back change. 

Yo mama so chatty, even the pastor tries to avoid her. Yo mama so chatty her nickname is Blabbermouth. 

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Yo Daddy Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl.

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.

Yo daddy dick so little if your mom was an ant she still couldn't play with it.

Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.

Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.

Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!

Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy so bald... Ohh wait that's yo mama.

your grandpaw is so old he needs a nutsack defibulater to bust a nut!

Yo daddy so dumb that when he personally wanted to cut your ubilical chord he cut your penis instead

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a homosexual and he chased me wit his man purse.

Yo daddy so black when he got out the car the oil light came on Your papas hea

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Yo Mama So Ugly--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Blonde Woman Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Blonde Woman Jokes

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit.

She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there.

An attendant saw her and said,

"Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied,

"I can and I will."

The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman.

"Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy."

"You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work.

Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her.

After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied,

"I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

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Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes

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Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, everytime she cries tears fall down her back

yo mama' so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don't know if it's up or down

yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she can see the front and the back door at the same time

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, everytime she has sex she thinks she's having a lesbian threesome.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!"

Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side 

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Yo Mama So Mean Humor--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Mean Humor

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Yo momma so mean that Ramsey Bolton is her son.

Yo mama so mean that she makes Regina from "Mean Girls" look like a sweetheart.

Your mama's so fat and mean when scientists found her swimming they thoought they discovered the first megladon!

Yo MaMa such a bitch she makes Nancy Grace look like Mary Poppins.

yo mama so old and mean, she is the original Angry Bird.

Yo momma so mean she can't use the internet because of cyber bullying laws.

Yo mama so fat and mean the only nice thing she ever had to say was "I love chicken".

Yo mamas such a bitch the devil wouldn't let her go to hell and Jesus made her live forever.

Yo Mama so mean the only place she visited was the principle Office.

Yo mama so mean that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are FU

Yo mama so mean I was looking up the definition for "bitch" and found her name

Yo mama so mean, that Regina from "Mean Girls" is her sister.

Yo mamas such a bitch that Gordon Ramsey didn't even like her.

Yo Ma Ma such an Inconsiderate, Self Centered, irresponsible slut, while livingin Salinas, after her fiance left her at the alter, she walked out on her kids and moved back in with her ex=boyfriend out in Santa Rosa.

Yo mamas such a bitch that she tells you shes teaching you a life lesson, but the real lesson is stay away from yo momma. 

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That's My Phone Number--Best Yo Mama Jokes

That's My Phone Number

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Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid yo mama so fat, her Apple Watch is and iPad Pro on a rope.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle." 

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Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

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Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake.

Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

yo mama so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you could only see H-D

Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Yo mama's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.

your mama so fat the horse on her shirt is real your moms so fat when the judge said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

yo momma so fat she was born in space and from then on she was know as Pluto (until they discoverd she wasnt a planet!)

Yo momma is so fat she shits lard 

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Yo Mama So Fat To The Park--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat To The Park

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Your mother is so fat, its illegal for her to skydive because the world only needs one grand canyon.

Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! 

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Yo Mama Is So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Dark

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Skinny

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Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Things Your Mom Would Never Say To You--Best Yo Mama Jokes

THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOU

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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.

Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble

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