Bowling Jokes
Q: What is the 7th pin in bowling called?
A: Mother-In-Law!
Q. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Q: What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!
Q: Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
A: After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q: What did the bowling pins do?
A: They went on strike.
Q: What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
A: They both want a Turkey.
Q: Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling?
A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Q: What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
A: The four-ten split.
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