Yo Mama So Mean Humor--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Mean Humor

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Yo momma so mean that Ramsey Bolton is her son.

Yo mama so mean that she makes Regina from "Mean Girls" look like a sweetheart.

Your mama's so fat and mean when scientists found her swimming they thoought they discovered the first megladon!

Yo MaMa such a bitch she makes Nancy Grace look like Mary Poppins.

yo mama so old and mean, she is the original Angry Bird.

Yo momma so mean she can't use the internet because of cyber bullying laws.

Yo mama so fat and mean the only nice thing she ever had to say was "I love chicken".

Yo mamas such a bitch the devil wouldn't let her go to hell and Jesus made her live forever.

Yo Mama so mean the only place she visited was the principle Office.

Yo mama so mean that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are FU

Yo mama so mean I was looking up the definition for "bitch" and found her name

Yo mama so mean, that Regina from "Mean Girls" is her sister.

Yo mamas such a bitch that Gordon Ramsey didn't even like her.

Yo Ma Ma such an Inconsiderate, Self Centered, irresponsible slut, while livingin Salinas, after her fiance left her at the alter, she walked out on her kids and moved back in with her ex=boyfriend out in Santa Rosa.

Yo mamas such a bitch that she tells you shes teaching you a life lesson, but the real lesson is stay away from yo momma. 

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That's My Phone Number--Best Yo Mama Jokes

That's My Phone Number

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Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid yo mama so fat, her Apple Watch is and iPad Pro on a rope.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle." 

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Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

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Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake.

Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

yo mama so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you could only see H-D

Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Yo mama's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.

your mama so fat the horse on her shirt is real your moms so fat when the judge said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

yo momma so fat she was born in space and from then on she was know as Pluto (until they discoverd she wasnt a planet!)

Yo momma is so fat she shits lard 

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Yo Mama So Fat To The Park--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat To The Park

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Your mother is so fat, its illegal for her to skydive because the world only needs one grand canyon.

Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! 

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Yo Mama Is So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Dark

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on! Submitted by 

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Skinny

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Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Things Your Mom Would Never Say To You--Best Yo Mama Jokes

THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOU

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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.

Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty --Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Dirty 

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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

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Yo Mama Is So Old--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Old

Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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