Gorilla Jokes
Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast ?
A: Under a gorilla!
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: What do monkeys do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
Q: Why did the gorilla go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!
Q: What's a monkey's favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.
Q: How do gorillas get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q: What do gorillas do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!
Q: What's a gorilla's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
Q: What is a ape's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
Q: What sort of key does a gorilla need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
Q: Where do gorillas like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!
Q: How do you stop a gorilla from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: What's a chimpanzee's favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
Q: What did the banana say to the gorilla?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
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