Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! 

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. 

Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. 

Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time. 

Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral 

Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn't bother to pack you a lunch. 

Yo mama so lazy she stole your identity just so she could spend more time with you. 

Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is "should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing" 

Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO. 

Yo mama so lazy she doesn't like walking all the way to the bathroom and it is only two feet away. 

Yo mama so lazy that she doesn't have the time to argue. 

Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week.