Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Your mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy. Everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “wait you forgot the remote”.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.