Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Smart Jokes

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo mama's so smart, she got a PhD in Astrophysics from Oxford. 

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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! 

yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high 

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape. 

Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night 

Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean. 

Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away 

Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs 

Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court". 

Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes 

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass! 

Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her. 

Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons. 

Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap

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Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Your mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy. Everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “wait you forgot the remote”.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company. 

Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly. 

Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture. 

yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina. 

Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked. 

Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck. 

Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black. 

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it. 

Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup. 

Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle. 

Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle. 

Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. 

Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away. 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch". 

Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach. 

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