Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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