Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

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Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake.

Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

yo mama so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you could only see H-D

Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Yo mama's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.

your mama so fat the horse on her shirt is real your moms so fat when the judge said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

yo momma so fat she was born in space and from then on she was know as Pluto (until they discoverd she wasnt a planet!)

Yo momma is so fat she shits lard