Yo Mama's So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so dark

Yo mama's so dark every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on

Yo mama's so dark if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and got marked absent

Yo mama's so dark she bleeds smoke

Yo mama's so dark she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so dark that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime

Yo mama's so dark I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"

Yo mama so dark her blood type is burnt

Yo mama's so dark, she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama's so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so dark, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

yo mama so dark when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.

Yo mama's so dark, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama's so dark and large when she walked past the window we lost four days of sunlight.

Yo mama so dark she blend in with the chalkboard

Yo mama's so dark, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mama's so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

yo momma is so dark, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

yo mama so dark she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek

Yo momma so dark you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

Yo momma so dark, her nickname is darker because nothing is darker than yo momma.

Yo momma so dark when she got out the car the oil light came on

yo momma so dark her nickname was and is midnight

Yo mama's so dark, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.

yo mama is so dark when she jumped into the pool the pool said sorry i don't drink coke

Yo momma is so dark Wesley Snipes, Don Cheadle, and Jessie Lawrence Fergueson fight to call her momma.

Yo mama's so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama's so dark she looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

"Your mama so dark, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off".

Yo Mama so dark she walked into a restaraunt wearing a black shirt, The manager said no shoes, no shirt, no service.

Yo mama so dark, Batman uses her as a backup cape.