Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever

Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever

Yo momma so ugly that most Snapchat filters make her better looking. 

Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money . 

Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house 

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. 

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." 

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower 

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye. 

Yo Mama So Ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!. 

Yo mama so fat and ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there" 

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. 

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras 

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business" 

Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs 

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way! 

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her 

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" 

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. 

Yo mom so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said you should be a judge 

Yo mama so ugly when there was a fire, the fireman carried her out, looked at her, and put her back in. 

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves! 

Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z. Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery. 

Yo momma so fat and ugly she made "One Direction" change their name to "Opposite Direction". 

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery. 

yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it 

Yo momma so ugly she got a cease and decist letter from Sear's photography. 

yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it. 

Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav 

yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up 

yo mama so ugly that santa said ho ho holy shit 

Yo mama so ugly must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. 

Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust 

yo mama is so ugly, I put pictures of her on my car to prevent my radio from getting stolen. 

Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet