Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian.  Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot.  Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs.  Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup.  Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today."  Yo...

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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!  yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high  Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape.  Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night  Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got...

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Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes Your mama jokes Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her. Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on. Your mama so dumb she tried to...

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh Yo momma jokes Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company.  Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly.  Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture.  yo...

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Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny Your momma jokes Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.  Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!  Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.  Yo...

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Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny Best yo mama jokes ever Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.  Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater  Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.  Yo mama's...

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short

Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short Funny yo mama jokes Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.  Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.  Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.  Yo mama is so skinny that...

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Yo Mama So Crazy Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Crazy Jokes Funny Best yo mama jokes ever Yo momma so crazy I saw her on a wanted poster at the post office.  Yo mama so paranoid she did a background check on all of your friends.  Yo mama so paranoid she double checks your doctor on WebMD during the appointment.  Yo...

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Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever

Your Mama Jokes So Ugly Ever Yo momma so ugly that most Snapchat filters make her better looking.  Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money .  Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house  Yo mama so ugly she looked...

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The funniest yo mama jokes ever told

The funniest yo mama jokes ever told  Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back. Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.  We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail. Yo...

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Yo Mama's So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so dark Yo mama's so dark every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on Yo mama's so dark if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and got marked absent Yo mama's so dark she bleeds smoke Yo mama's so dark she...

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Yo Mama So Smart--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Smart Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian.  Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot.  Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs.  Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup.  Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today."  Yo...

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Bad Hotel Slogans If Jokes--Best Funny Jokes

Bad Hotel Slogans If  We'd Known You Were Staying All Night,  We'd Have Changed the Sheets Not just for nooners anymore.  Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal! We don't make the adultery.  We make the adultery *better* Cheap and Easy  -- Just Like Your Mother We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"  We're working...

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Bunny and the Bear Jokes--Funny Jokes Of The Day

Bunny and the Bear  A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.  The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed.  The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that...

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Yo Mama So Chatty--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Chatty Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information"  Yo mama so chatty she's the reason, Raj from the Big Bang Theory doesn't talk to women.  Yo momma so chatty that even Whitney Cummings became annoyed.  Yo mamma so chatty her parents must have been siblings.  Yo mama so chatty, the only place she's ever invited...

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Yo Daddy Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Daddy Jokes Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet. yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl. Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse. Yo daddy dick so little if your mom was an ant she still couldn't play with it. Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the...

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Yo Mama So Ugly--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone. Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes. Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it." Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. Yo mama's so stupid she put paper...

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Blonde Woman Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Blonde Woman Jokes There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to...

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Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes Let's read Yo Mamma Jokes about Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin. Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater. Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a...

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Yo Mama So Mean Humor--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Mean Humor Let's read Your Mama Jokes about Yo Mama Jokes Funny, Yo Mama fun Yo momma so mean that Ramsey Bolton is her son. Yo mama so mean that she makes Regina from "Mean Girls" look like a sweetheart. Your mama's so fat and mean when scientists found her swimming...

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That's My Phone Number--Best Yo Mama Jokes

That's My Phone Number Let's read Your Momma Jokes about Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun best yo mama jokes ever Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed. Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number" yo mama...

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Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus

Yo Mama's So Fat Her Patronus Let's read Your Momma Jokes about Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake. Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger yo mama so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you...

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Yo Mama So Fat To The Park--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat To The Park Let's read Your Momma Jokes about Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride...

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Yo Mama Is So Dark--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Dark Let's read Funny Jokes about Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on! Submitted by  Yo...

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Skinny Let's read Best Yo Mama Jokes about Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in. Yo mama so skinny...

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Things Your Mom Would Never Say To You--Best Yo Mama Jokes

THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOU Let's read Best Yo Mama Jokes about Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Mama fun How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead...

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