Yo Mama So Smart--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Smart

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo momma so smart and busy, she doesn't use big words because she doesn't have the time to explain it you again. 

Yo mama so smart, no one bothers to argue with her because they know she's always right. 

Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she'll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy. 

Yo mama is so intelligent, that she knows yo mama jokes aren't funny. 

Yo mama's so intelligent that she makes me feel inferior when I don't use words good. 

Yo Mama's so wise, that Yoda texts her for advice. 

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Bad Hotel Slogans If Jokes--Best Funny Jokes

Bad Hotel Slogans If 

We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, 

We'd Have Changed the Sheets Not just for nooners anymore. 

Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal! We don't make the adultery. 

We make the adultery *better* Cheap and Easy 

-- Just Like Your Mother We put the "Ho" in "Hotel" 

We're working on that smell thing, too. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 

As seen on "COPS" 

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Bunny and the Bear Jokes--Funny Jokes Of The Day

Bunny and the Bear 

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. 

The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. 

The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. 

The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" 

The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. 

The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. 

"I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay." 

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Yo Mama So Chatty--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Chatty

Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information" 

Yo mama so chatty she's the reason, Raj from the Big Bang Theory doesn't talk to women. 

Yo momma so chatty that even Whitney Cummings became annoyed. 

Yo mamma so chatty her parents must have been siblings. 

Yo mama so chatty, the only place she's ever invited is outside. 

Yo momma so chatty she went through 7 sets of foster parents, because she kept talking them to death. 

Yo mama so chatty, I'll never forget the time we first met, although I'll keep trying. 

Yo mama so chatty, her voice box died when she was 5! Yo mama so chatty that I don't just think she's annoying... I think she might also be... insane. 

yo mama so chatty that her parents legally emancipated her the first chance they got. 

Yo mama so chatty, that if ignorance is bliss, then she must be the happiest person alive. 

Yo mamma so chatty that if she killed every person that haters her, it wouldn't be murder it would be genocide. 

Yo mama so chatty, I gave her a quarter and told her to call all her friends and she brought back change. 

Yo mama so chatty, even the pastor tries to avoid her. Yo mama so chatty her nickname is Blabbermouth. 

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Yo Daddy Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl.

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.

Yo daddy dick so little if your mom was an ant she still couldn't play with it.

Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.

Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.

Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!

Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy so bald... Ohh wait that's yo mama.

your grandpaw is so old he needs a nutsack defibulater to bust a nut!

Yo daddy so dumb that when he personally wanted to cut your ubilical chord he cut your penis instead

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a homosexual and he chased me wit his man purse.

Yo daddy so black when he got out the car the oil light came on Your papas hea

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Yo Mama So Ugly--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Blonde Woman Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Blonde Woman Jokes

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit.

She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there.

An attendant saw her and said,

"Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied,

"I can and I will."

The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman.

"Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy."

"You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work.

Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her.

After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied,

"I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

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