Yo Mama So Smart Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Smart Jokes

Yo mama so smart people think she's half Asian. 

Yo mama so smart she makes Macgyver look like the village idiot. 

Yo momma so intelligent her brains are as big as her boobs. 

Yo mama so smart she can install an operating system while putting on her makeup. 

Yo momma so smart she said "Lets get High.........Grades on that test today." 

Yo mama so intelligent, she's the only person that can talk down to Stephen Hawking. 

Yo momma so smart she broke Ken Jennings record for being the "Worlds Biggest Smartass" 

Yo momma so smart she got into a respectable college. 

Yo mama's so smart she learned to rollover and beg in one day. 

Yo mama so smart, Doctors let her second guess their diagnosis. 

Yo mama so smart, she doesn't know the meaning of hard work because everything comes easy for her. 

Yo Momma so smart, she went to Florida State and everyone thought she was a tourist. 

Yo mama so intelligent, that people don't believe she is a blonde. 

Yo momma so smart, I gave her a few balls of yarn and she made a million dollars on Etsy. 

Yo mama's so smart, she got a PhD in Astrophysics from Oxford. 

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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! 

yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high 

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape. 

Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night 

Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean. 

Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away 

Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs 

Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court". 

Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes 

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass! 

Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her. 

Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons. 

Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap

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Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Can you handle more of Yo mama jokes

Your mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy. Everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “wait you forgot the remote”.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.

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Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Southern Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so dumb, I told her I was a belle and she thought I worked for the phone company. 

Yo momma so southern her presence makes me feel cuddly. 

Yo mama so mean I googled "Madder than a wet hen" and found her picture. 

yo mama so fat she can't use a public bathroom in the south because people can't tell if she got a penis or a vagina. 

Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked. 

Yo momma such a floozy, a man doesn't need a pick up line to get in her pants just a pick up truck. 

Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black. 

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it. 

Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup. 

Yo mama so fat she use a county issued trash can for a girdle. 

Yo momma so fat they call her the Cow Belle. 

Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. 

Yo mama so chatty she dills my pickle from a mile away. 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said "Ouch". 

Yo mama so fat she's rounder than a Georgia peach. 

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Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Best Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! 

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. 

Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. 

Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time. 

Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral 

Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn't bother to pack you a lunch. 

Yo mama so lazy she stole your identity just so she could spend more time with you. 

Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is "should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing" 

Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO. 

Yo mama so lazy she doesn't like walking all the way to the bathroom and it is only two feet away. 

Yo mama so lazy that she doesn't have the time to argue. 

Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week. 

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Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes Funny

Best yo mama jokes ever

Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she pretends her pager is a cellphone 

yo mamma so ghetto that when you asked her for a glass of milk she said pick a titty 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates. Yo Mama's so ghetto, she's got 40oz. tits. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, she came to McDonald with a gallon and filled it up with sweet tea 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. 

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. 

Yo momma so ghetto she makes a homeless person look like a millionaire! 

Yo momma so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. 

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Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short

Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes Short

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. 

Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet. 

Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch. 

Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant. 

Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man. 

Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards. 

Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs 

Yo mamma so skinny she can't stand sideways when taking a selfie. 

Yo mama's so skinny, when I slapped her I got a paper cut! 

Yo mama's so skinny when she wears skinny jeans they look like bell bottoms 

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. 

Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. 

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. 

Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. 

Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

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