Yo Daddy Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl.

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.

Yo daddy dick so little if your mom was an ant she still couldn't play with it.

Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.

Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.

Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!

Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy so bald... Ohh wait that's yo mama.

your grandpaw is so old he needs a nutsack defibulater to bust a nut!

Yo daddy so dumb that when he personally wanted to cut your ubilical chord he cut your penis instead

Yo daddy so gay. I called him a homosexual and he chased me wit his man purse.

Yo daddy so black when he got out the car the oil light came on Your papas hea

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Yo Mama So Ugly--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Blonde Woman Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Blonde Woman Jokes

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit.

She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there.

An attendant saw her and said,

"Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied,

"I can and I will."

The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman.

"Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy."

"You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work.

Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her.

After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied,

"I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

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Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes--Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's So Cross-eyed Jokes

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Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, everytime she cries tears fall down her back

yo mama' so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don't know if it's up or down

yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she can see the front and the back door at the same time

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, everytime she has sex she thinks she's having a lesbian threesome.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!"

Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side 

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